i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
wow bdsm is so cute
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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