make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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