No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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