if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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