My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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