he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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