i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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