Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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