just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Every concussion has its silver lining
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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