i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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