hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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