Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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