what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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