they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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