taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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