I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Two words: blizzard sex
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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