U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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