what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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