We're facebook friends in real life
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
last night I used snow as a chaser
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
