They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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