i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
NoShamevember. You game?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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