alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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