Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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