Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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