he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i now understand why vodka
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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