Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip ๐๐๐
Your skills amaze me
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I donโt want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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