But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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