just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I lost the right to judge tonight
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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