i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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