I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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