so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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