why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
