member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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