dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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