i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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