butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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