Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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