And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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