we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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