Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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