i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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