I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
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