Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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