so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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