There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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He passed out mid-signature
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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