Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
be right there i have to get my cape
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
there is puke in my bra ... again
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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