She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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