what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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