I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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