Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
NoShamevember. You game?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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