today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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